Al Finally Comes Out of His Hole.
Wednesday, 3. March 2010 8:44 | Author:lsm
He lives.
Al Gore lives. We weren’t sure for awhile where he had hidden himself, but now we know. Old Al was busy hiring a writer, a very good writer, to pen a retort to the current global warming skeptics who have come forward since the temperature fraud has been revealed.
It seems he needed a formal “explanation” of his unwavering premise- that our world is warming because of evil man-before he could show his face.
So what did he write?
Al told us that “it is true that the climate panel published a flawed overestimate of the melting rate of debris-covered glaciers in the Himalayas, and used information about the Netherlands provided to it by the government, which was later found to be partly inaccurate. In addition, e-mail messages stolen from the University of East Anglia in Britain showed that scientists besieged by an onslaught of hostile, make-work demands from climate skeptics may not have adequately followed the requirements of the British freedom of information law.”
“But the scientific enterprise will never be completely free of mistakes. What is important is that the overwhelming consensus on global warming remains unchanged.”
Yes, that’s right. Al says that the Himalayan glaciers might not be melting and that some scientists were so stressed from climate skeptics that they didn’t give the correct information , but those are just a couple of silly mistakes. We can’t expect perfection, can we?
Nothing else has changed. Really. The consensus of scientists remains the same.
He also told us that although many of us believed January to be a very, very cold month with record amounts of snow, it was actually the warmest January on record. Honestly. We were only imagining the cold. The snow we saw in places like Dallas and Houston was a mere figment of our imagination. You see, when Al adds up the temperature data from his strategically placed thermometers- most of which are located on the equator or on a blacktop surface- the numbers seem to show that the overall globe is warming just like Al thought it was….!!
In Al’s warped world, the extra condensation caused from the warming has put more moisture in the air, causing enormous amounts of rainfall and snowfall in areas.
One problem, Al: It wasn’t RAINING in Dallas, it was SNOWING. In order for it to snow, it must be below 32 degrees. That’s cold-not hot.
Al also mentions that the sea levels are continuing to rise, a claim that is now disputed by his own experts at the IPCC. In fact, Dr. Nils-Axel Morner, a sea-level expert, was shocked when he was asked to review the documentation of sea levels at the IPCC. He said that the IPCC report had 22 authors, but none of them—none—were sea-level specialists. “They were given this mission, because they promised to answer the right thing.”
All information was obtained, not by trained scientists, but by computer simulations, which have been repeatedly proven unreliable.
Dr. Morner claims that whether you look at Venice or at the Tuvalu Islands, two areas which would immediately show signs if sea levels were rising, you can readily see that this isn’t happening. Yet global warming alarmists, like Al Gore, need sea levels to rise because if there is no rise, there is no death threat.
Al didn’t mention Venice in his latest writing.
How about the “hockey stick” graph, Al? You know, the one that was proven defunct when it was revealed that you took the Medieval Period out of the graph?
Gosh, he didn’t mention that either.
How about the rainforests, Al? Are the rainforests- which thrive on CO2- going to die because of the increase of CO2 like you promised?
Al forgot that, too.
Those, according to Al’s theory, are simply “little” matters, none of which have a bearing on the big issue, our warming planet.
There’s one problem: Al sold everyone on his theory PRECISELY BECAUSE of these arguments- including the Himalayan glaciers, the rainforests, the sea levels rising, the polar bear decrease, and the melting of ice caps on the Alps.
How inconvenient that none of those are true.
It’s also a bit strange that Al Gore, a man who stands to make millions of dollars of profit off of his little scam, refuses to debate global warming skeptics like Lord Christopher Monckton, a man who has never wavered in his theory. Long before the emails were discovered at East Anglia University, long before their lead scientist stepped down and admitted that there has been NO warming since 1995, Monckton asked to have a conversation with Al, which was quickly denied.
Most experts love nothing more than a good, healthy debate- especially when they think they are right. Why doesn’t Al?
News Flash: Later this week, Senators John Kerry, Lindsey Graham and Joe Lieberman are expected to present for consideration cap-and-trade legislation.
No lie.
They don’t give up, do they?
These politicians still insist the increase in rain means global warming. Snow-or no snow- means global warming. Hurricanes or lack of hurricanes both mean global warming. Earthquakes mean global warming- as do floods or no floods. More polar bears, less polar bears- it doesn’t matter…the planet is warming.
They claim that carbon dioxide, the gas we exhale with every breath, is a “known pollutant” and they plan on taxing it.
Why?
For power. For control. For money.
Don’t kid yourselves- many people, including Al Gore- are getting very rich off of this little scam.
Like taking candy from our babies…..literally.
lsm
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